MASH, Truth or Dare and Ding Dong Ditch ...

Remember when you were in 7th or 8th grade and you played those fun little games listed up there?  Or heaven forbid, the borderline pagan game (although we didn't know it at the time) "Light as a Feather Stiff as a Board"?  Or called boys you and your girlfriends liked and hung up the phone (one reason I thank the LORD caller ID wasn't around when I was 13, can I get an amen?) and then squealed with giddyness?  Well, today is going to be "8th grade Tuesday" because I DON'T have much to talk about (gasp!) and because I secretly LOVE these ridiculous quizzes.  Plus I thought it'd be a fun way for some (most) of you that don't know me in person to "get to know" me (not that telling you my shoe size is deep and personal but at least it lets you know that I have HUGE feet.  No seriously ... there is no rhyme or reason for a girl all of 5' 3" to have size 8 1/2, some days approaching 9, feet ...)


(And yes friends, that's me.  Top row.  Far right.  This was for our HUGE (and seriously, I mean huge.  Like we had close to 500 people a night at the shows.  I went to the church that many in the Dallas area lovingly refer to as The Baptidome ... it was Baptist.  Get it?) Christmas production we put on every year.  There's my MOH, see her 2nd row from the top, far left?  We always say "We're cute best friends." Mainly because she's modely gorgeous tall and I'm ... well a munchkin.  HULLO high school!  I think we were sophmores this year ...)

So, AWAY we go ladies!  PS - Pardon this quiz.  I found it online.  Some of these are spelled AWESOMELY (I'm talking txt talk) and I'm going to leave them because I feel like it adds to the "8th grade" effect ...

WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?:  Seriously people?  This is the WWW.  I'm not putting my full name out there for all the world (that's being a little presumptious Kate, all the world does NOT read your blog and don't they already know your name is Katie Fulmer?  What is saying Kathryn Wells Fulmer going to do ... EEK you gave away your name whilst dictating your inner-dialogue!)

NICKNAMES?:  Um, how much time do you have?  Here we go.  Kate, Katearoo, Princess, Sugar, KK, Wells, Kewpie, Katie Lady, Roo, MOH, Katie Bug and there's some that are nunya cause my mister calls me them ;0)

SINGLE OR TAKEN?: Duh.  Have you SEEN my mister?  I'm taken.  And taken good. 

BIRTHDAY?: Yep.  I've got one.  Duh.

ZODIAC SIGN?: The peace sign?  I don't know I really don't like the whole "what's your sign" biz.

AGE?: Yep.  I have one.  Duh.

HAIR?:  Yep.  I got some.  Sheesh, these questions are too easy ...

WHERE DO YOU LIVE?: You're being a little too personal here WWW quiz ... I mean I love these ladies, but I don't know that they're not really 40 year old men creepin' my blog every day ... we're just going to stick with what we know and say the DFW Metroplex ...

WHAT COLOUR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: Um, for reals?  Nunya.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?: This.  Duh.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU DID?: This.  Duh.

WHAT IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU: My mouse along with it's cute mousepad.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU ATE OUT WITH?: Excuse me.  Can we please re-phrase the way this question is worded.  Ew.  The last person I WENT TO DINNER with was my mister.  At Dickey's.  Remember?  Pay attention blog quiz!

IF U WERE A TOY, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Oh a Barbie, FOR SURE.  Not because I look like one but because I want to.  And maybe because I played with them until I was 14 but that's neither here nor there ...

WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: Been there, done that.  And it would be the place that we went.  Bora Bora.  Let's have a visual shall we?

Yep, that's our hut we stayed in ... You can feed the fishies through the floor ... Amazing.

(PS - I'm going to do a whole post about this during our anniversary month ...)

WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: This guy.  Right here ...

That's why I'm in a wedding dress!

HOWS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?: Supposed to be snowing starting at 5am this morning.  I have yet to see it ...

LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE?: Da mister.

LAST PERSON WHO TEXT YOU: Last person who text me?  Did you just learn English WWW Quiz?

LAST PERSON YOU TEXT: Okay seriously this is getting ridiculous.  Texted.  TEXTED!

DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?: Considering I sent it to myself.  Yes.  Yes I do.  Well, most of the time that is ...

WHAT DO YOU THINK A TOBLERONE IS?: Holy inside joke between my husband and I.  Sugar, I can't believe this is a question.  I think it's VERY fancy chocolate that you can ONLY get in Switzerland ... or Target ... or at every department store in the country, but whatev.

U WEARING RIGHT NOW?: I sure am wearing right now ... clothes, to be exact.

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?: Negative ghost-writer.

WHO DO CONSIDER YOUR CLOSEST/BESTEST FRIEND?: In the real-world?  My mom and my MOH.  In blog world?  Miss Kriss.  LOVES her.  And we've never even "met".  Oh but we will.  Don't you worry.

WHAT WAS THE BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN TO YOU?: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.

DO U OWN A VEHICLE?: Kind of.  Just 82 billion more payments and it's OURS!

HAVE YOU EVER WON A SPECIAL AWARD?: BLOG awards!  That's ... about it.  Thank GOODNESS for my blog friends!

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE PLANS?: Get older.

FAVOURITE FOOD?: Pretty sure we didn't spell favORite right here kids ... And I'm going to go with Thanksgiving food.  Thank goodness I only get it one week (HELLO left overs) out of the year.  I'd be the size of the car I don't own ...

FAVOURITE FILM: Stop it.  Stop spelling favORite like that ... Remember when I said I wouldn't care about this?  Apparently, I lied.

LAST FILM YOU SAW AT CINEMA?: Apparently this is a British quiz ... who the smack says CINEMA?  It was Valentine's Day bythaway.

FAVE BOYS COLOGNE: Even spelling FAV wrong are we?  Whatever my mister's wearing ...

FAVE GIRLS PERFUME: Quel Que Fleur (LOVE), Burberry Brit, Trish McAvoy No. 9, Stella.

DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?: After a glass or two of wine?  Heck yes.

ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK ANYONE OUT?: No.  I'm too married.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO ANTHING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Have.  And am (smile)

WHAT IS THE MOST STUPID THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?: This quiz.

DO YOU LIKE SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES?: Both.  Depends on if it's close to Halloween or not.  Seriously - I only like to be scared/watch scary anything close to H-Ween.  I have no idea why ...

CHRISTMAS OR EASTER?: Um, I start listening to Christmas music in October.  Duh.  CHRISTMAS.

LUST OR LOVE?: Love.  It lasts longer.

KISSES OR HUGS?: I'm going to cliche-ly say both.  Cause it's true.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: ONE thing?  About the WHOLE world?  ALL on my shoulders?  This is too much PRESSURE!  So I'm going to be shallow and say my weight.  I'd go back to wedding weight (or maybe about 10 lbs heavier, I might have been borderline malnourished when we got married ...)

WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR PYJAMAS: Well, (I'm going to ignore the spelling of this word because I just. can't. handle. it.) SHOCKINGLY I have more than one pair ...

WHAT COLOUR'S YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?: Teal.  Any and everything I can possible buy teal, is teal.  I know JLO said it's the color of gangrene but I. LOVE. IT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ?: I think I should have packed the necessities before I started ... and maybe paid a visit to the porcelain throne ...

DO U WANT UR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?: I would LOVE for them to comment!  If I havent' lost them by now ...

WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: The lovelies that read my blog.

WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: President Obama.  And Big Bird.

FAVE PART OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Umm ... wink, wink.  Kidding.  Sorry mom.  Come on ladies, you know that made you giggle.  Eyes (along with my mister's eyelashes ...) and his smile.  I'm sorry, apparently I read this question to say "FAV part of your mister?"

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Not sure.  I'm not in the habit of going around and "feeling things".

WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?: SHUT. UP.

ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR WICKED??: I'm sorry, I don't know that I know the difference.  Does ANYONE say wicked anymore?  I'm pretty sure that means evil ... how about, fun?  Because I LURVE them!  Wicked fun maybe?

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU LET THE PHONE RING BEFORE YOU ANSWER IT?: You say this like I have a choice and don't scramble like a mad-woman to actually FIND it in my purse before I miss the call ...

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: I don't like this question.  Because I inevitably say someone (like John Candy) that makes me sound like an IDIOT because I didn't say someone incredibly influential (like George Washington) ... PASS.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB IN THE WORLD WHAT WOULD IT BE: Wedding planner.  Hands down.  I LOVE planning weddings (and anything for that matter) ...

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Depends on how thirsty I am.

WHATS YOUR FAVE NUMBER?: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 ... kidding.  YAY Lost is on tonight!  Seriously.  Whatever ones win me the lottery ...

FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT ON GUYS

BOXERS OR Y FRONTS: Y FRONTS?  Is this a thong for men?  This is wrong on so many levels ... where DID this quiz come from!?!?

DARK OR FAIR: my mister.

TALL OR SMALL: JUST right.  LIKE, my mister.

MOST IMPORTANT PHYSICAL FEATURE: Teeth.  That they have them.

CHOCOLATE - WHITE OR MILK?: How did we seguey from talking about preferences in men to chocolate ... ?  White, by the way, but what?

ROOT BEER OR DOCTOR PEPPER?: DP.  All tha way.

MUD OR JELLY WRESTLING?: Well, in my personal time, I actually prefer JELLO.  For the wrestling that is.

SKIING OR BOARDING?: Depends.  Do I want to die or not?

DAY OR NIGHT?: Being that both are equally important, I'm going to go with ... both.

SUMMER OR WINTER?: Um.  Hello, welcome to Texas.  Do you KNOW it hovers around 100 degrees for about 3 months here?  Winter.  Hands down.  I always say, you can put on more clothes, but you can't take more off ... unless you want to get arrested that is.

CAKE OR PIE?: Well if I can have it and eat it too, that would mean I can have both.

SILVER OR GOLD?: Platinum baby.  I can hear my mister.  "You would."

DIAMONDS OR PEARLS?: Sounds like a FANTASTIC combination.  I'll take both.  Wrapped up please.

SUNRISE OR SUNSET?: Sunset.  I'd prefer to be horizontal during the latter.

HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN A BONE?: Nope.  Not mine or anyone elses.

DO YOU WEAR RINGS?: I do.

DO YOU HATE ANYONE: Yep.  Anyone who hurts animals or children.  I know I shouldn't say hate.  But I'm gonna.

ARE YOU LOUD OR QUIET: Depends on what I'm talking about and who I'm talking to ...

DO U BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: I just pinched myself.  And it hurt.  So yes, I do.

I hope you all enjoyed, THE longest post EVER!  At least I had fun doing it ... Happy Tuesday loves!