18 Week Bumpdates and Q&A ...

Try and contain your excitement.  Please don't pee your pants.  It's time to talk about all things containing to my expanding uterus (which is the size of a cantelope bytheway) and proceed with my weekly,

BUMPDATES!

How far along:  Must I show you the picture of the chart with the vajayjay on it again?  Alright ...

{I know it's the umbilical cord but it totally looks like there's a jellyfish swimming around in there with my kid.  Don't worry little turkey, someday I promise to pee on you if you're ever stung by one.  That's right.  I'm momma enough to do it ...}

Maternity Clothes:  Yep.  Rockin' the sexy elastic band like it's my JOB.  If I weren't I'd feel like someone trying to fit into Spanks that are three sizes too small.  Or put jeans on immediately after getting out of the shower.  Both of these things should be added to the list of ways to torture people for information.  Seriously.

Sleep:  SO much better.  Until I accidentally left the bedroom door open one day when the Mister and I went to run some errands and Koda ate my Boppy Pregnancy Pillow.  It's a good thing he's so cute.  No really, he is ...

{See?  Don't you just want to kiss that big black nose?  I do.  And I do it often.}

Luckily I was able to get another one from Target the next day.  So the sleeping is still MUCH better.

Best Moment of the Week:  Feeling the baby MOVE!  I definately have a little thumper in there (that's what it feels like to me, little thumps), he really likes to bust a move after I've had some orange juice, or anything with sugar in it like my 3 Tootsie Roll Pops I devoured yesterday.

Movement:  Um.  See above questionnaire.  I'm starting to doubt your intelligence ...

Food Craving:  Tootsie Roll Pops and fruity candy ... it looks like instead of kicking out the Fat Fairy the Fruit Fairy and the Fat Fairy became BFFs and joined forces.  This doesn't do me much good you two.

Gender:  Still 95% sure it's a boy.  Next Friday we will know 100% SURE!

What I'm looking forward to:  The fall.  No seriously.  It was 102 here yesterday.  Don't beweaf me?

Also pregnancy and summer clothes is NOT a cute mix.  I promise.

Weekly Wisdom:  Don't wear jumpers with straps when you're a pregnant women with a bladder that feels like it's being used like one of Koda's squeezy squeaky toys.  Just trust me.  Don't do it.

And now, I'll leave you with what Summer fun SHOULD look like.  This might be the cutest thing I've ever seen.  Except there is no way I would ever be able to repeat any of these dog's names.  If I were dog sitting, they'd all go by "hey you" ... you'll see what I mean.

And last, like I said yesterday, if you have ANY questions you'd like to know about little ol' me, throw 'em my way!  I pretty much divulge anything and everything about myself anyways so y'all may not have any, but if you do, I'd love to hear them and answer them soon in a post!  Happy Wednesday loves!!!