Morning glories! I'm a wee bit sweepy today so my Thoughtless Thursday will be more thoughtless than usual. Oh don't worry, I'm still going to narrate, we all know I can't go COMPLETELY thoughtless, I'm far too full of hot hair chatty for that. So, that being said happy ...
First off, I snapped this on my iPhone this morning. This is what my darling pup does EVERY morning when I'm already running 10 to 15 minutes late about to leave to head to work and need him to pee FAST. He pees 452 times on fire hydrants, telephone poles, fences, squirrels, people's shoes and sometimes his own back foot while we're on walks but ONCE before I leave for work? Oh no. Instead, he plants all four legs, sticks his nose out and smells the air. Sniffs it is more like it. And I can't get him to move for the life of me. Needless to say sometimes he's told he will just have to hold it I have to stand out there for a 10 minutes. Making me a grand total of 20 to 25 minutes late for leaving for work. Don't worry, I'm good at driving like a bat out of hell maneuvering my way to work where I don't actually get there late, but that's not to say my nerves aren't shot by the time I get there ...
Second, my mom, stepdad Rich and my little brother and sister (the twinyearolds - 10 year old twins) are coming home from the Bahamas in Atlantis today. Hmph. FAMILY vacay huh? I'm family, why am I in 105 degree Texas? What? I'm not bitter ... anyways, to make me even LESS bitter (I'm NOT!) I've been getting picture texts for the last few days and they look like they're having a great time. Who WOULDN'T be in Atlantis? I know I would ... if I were invited. Who's bitter?
Hmph. I mean ...... I hope you guys had fun! Looking forward to seeing you (and your tanness, nope not bitter.) when you get home!
And last, I wanted to update y'all on the name situation since I'm asked if we have a boy one a lot. Of COURSE we have our for sure girl one but now that we're 95% positive it's a boy we're (ahem, the Mister is) stumped. And by stumped I mean I can't get my Mister to have a serious conversation with me about it. So far (after I've sent him perfectly adorable names like Halston) I've gotten a no, followed by the following suggestions: Bocephus, all the names of the Seven Dwarves, Baylor and Bear. Awesome. We have two front runners but I can't get him to pick one of the two or to even say those are the top two, although I get a no from EVERY cute trendy name I throw his way. SO, when we pick one y'all can bet I'll let you know, but until then, we're calling him Turkey. Since he's due the day before Thanksgiving.
Happy Thoughtless Thursday! To play along, post random photos, explain or don't and come back here and McStinky up! And lets get excited girls, it's ALMOST Friday!!!
Hahaha my pup does the *same* thing. It's like c'mon I'm laaaaaaate!! I will be linking up soon. =)
ReplyDeleteOh My Gosh! So funny, my dog does the SAME thing! I would love to know what their little noses are picking up from just smelling the air!
ReplyDeleteFunny story about 'Turkey'--a good friend of mine was due close to Xmas so her parents named her Holly before she was born, then she ended up coming early and was born the day before Thanksgiving...so now her nickname is Turkey! :o)
Uh...Koda and Lucy will be perfect together...She does the same thing! (But shoot, when they get married it will be 10 times longer for us to get them to come inside! Eeek!) Whenever I have to go somewhere or it's raining like heck outside...she just diddle daddles her way in the yard. I mean COME ON!!!
ReplyDeleteThe twins are so precious!! And I definitely can NOT sense that you are bitter whatsoever (insert eye roll here) :)
Aw, sweet Turkey! I can't wait to hear the name!!
I want to go to the bahamas!!!
ReplyDeleteI vote for Bocephus!
ReplyDeleteit annoys me when my dog does that too!! oh and before you decide on a name, try to run thru all the ways it could possibly be made into a joke, and initials too. ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh! :) Hope you are having a great day!
ReplyDeleteawww that sucks you didnt get to go with them on the family vacation. They do look like they are having fun.
ReplyDeleteGood luck on the naming situation.
Knox does the same thing. So annoying!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure choosing a name is tough! Can't wait to see what y'all pick :) That comic is so funny!
ReplyDeleteaw sorry about the vacation, it is super super hot here in texas, no fun! cant wait to hear "turkey's" name :))
ReplyDeleteHe didn't like Halston?!? That's an ADORABLE name! It would also transition well into adulthood.
ReplyDeleteAhh well...Turkey's pretty dang cute for now!
Haha that little comic cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteAh my dogs do the SAME thing.. I'm like hello?! 1 minute to pee and then your back inside! I'm late! Ya I don't think so our lab smells everything too! I like the name Turkey for now that's a good one. Halston is cute too! I love all the trendy boy names out there. My co-worker is in Spain sending me work emails .. Really? It's almost as bad as photos.
ReplyDeleteThat looks like an awesome vacation! I wish I were there too!
ReplyDeleteJexi takes foreeeever to go to the bathroom!!She'll just walk around and around and finally find a spot and then when she's going she squats for like a minute straight and barely anything comes out. What the heck?! I love the name illustration!
ReplyDeleteI would be very bitter about not being in the bahamas. I love that you're calling the baby turkey! lol
ReplyDeleteHa-I love that cartoon!
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