Unmotivated Blogger Day ...

Morning glories, I wish I felt more sunshiney today but truth is I'm. sweepy.  Which makes no sense because I slept better last night than I did the previous two before that.  Mainly due to this recent genius purchase ...

{No, not the pregnant woman in the blue pie-yamas.  The fabulous Boppy Pregnancy Pillow she's so soundly sleeping on, justlikeIdidlastnight.}

But still, after that lovely night o' sleep, I currently feel like this ...

Which is WHY I am absofrigginlutely THRILLED that I have a 4 day week this week!  So today's TECHNICALLY my Wednesday, tomorrow's my Thursday and the day after's my Friday!  It makes the week so much easier when you look at it that way ...

So, in preparation for my 4 day weekend, I am planning on spending a lot of time here ...

 

{My parent's pool with my big love of a labrador residing in it.}

Which means I need to go buy myself one of THESE sexy beasts ...

{Um, it's called a swim "dress".  Pretty sure I can guarantee that my Mister will never want to make another baby with me after he sees me in the swim "dress".  Hot.  H-O-T.}

So there's where my head's at today kids. 

Um, sidenote, did anyone see The Bachelorette last night?

  For the love of Pete ALI, PUT YOUR SKIRT DOWN!  Stop (and I repeat, STOP) prissing around whilst holding your skirt.  I don't know why that drove me so nuts, oh but it did.  To be fair, I wasn't a fan of that dress anyways.  It did NOTHING for her cute figure.  Actually it did do something, it made it look notsocute.  But I do think she's darling.  So I'm EXCITED to see what this season brings.  Anyone have favorites?  I like glasses boy (jumped out of the roof of the limo), and momma's boy (the poor guy who's mom died).  Now let's talk train wrecks.  Um, Shooter?  SHOOTER?  I think you may have gotten that nickname from SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FOOT.  Hello genius, you don't tell a girl, THAT YOU'VE JUST MET, that you got a nickname in college because you ... "ya know, maybe, ya know, got excited a little early if you, ya know, know what I mean?"  EWWWWWW.  Yeah Shooter, just what every girl wants to hear.  From now on tell girls you got the nickname from shooting yourself in the foot and end it there.  And P dittle S for all you Bachelor/Bachelorette fans out there, if you want to LAUGH your PATOOTIE off head over to the I Hate Green Beans blog.  Believe me.  You'll thank me. 

Okay, that's really it for today.  I'm going to try to refrain from recreating the kitty picture in my office today.  I hope you all have terrific Tuesdays!!!