Temptation Tuesday!

Hidy Ho Ranger Joe friends!!!  It's time for my ever so AH-DORABLE Soulmatey's ...

What has been tempting me lately?  Tickling my fancy?  Well, I'll show you.  And I am going to preface with the fact that I'm about to score MAJOR nerd points (Kinda like Jake the Bachelor "dancing" to "It's Hip to be Square.  No Jake, it's really not hip to be square.  Anyone else think he looked like an ADD kid that hadn't taken his medicine in about a month?  What WAS that spaztic, GOOBERISH so-called dancing?  But DWTS last night could be a whole 'NOTHER post, don't EVEN GET me started ...) 

I mean, ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?!?!  If you know me at all you know I'm crazily obsessed, cry at the sound of "When you Wish Upon A Star", wanted to be (and still do) a Disney Princess when I grow up a Disney (World/Land/On Ice/everything) fan.  And I DO realize that this is a Universal gig and that they're sworn enemies in the sacred land of Orlando (wherest I can only dream of visiting again soon) but a world (okay it's not a world, it's a theme park, go with me here) where I can ONLY imagine that the Harry Potter theme song will be played on repeat (which won't bother me one BIT since I currently have it as one of the ringtones on my phone ... I mean, I most certainly do NOT have it as a ringtone on my phone, what kind of NERD would do that ... sheesh!) and I get to visit HOGWARTS, HOGSMEADE, THE THREE BROOM STICKS and MORE?!?!?!  Seriously, I have goosebumps.  And on TOP of all that - my Mister says we can't GO!  He says we have to wait til we have kids to take there.  Um, I DON'T WANNA SHARE WITH MY KIDS!!!  I want to ride what I want to ride and not have to worry about anyone else!!!  Selfish you say?  Absolutely, and I don't care.  So if any of you would like to meet me in Orlando to watch me turn back into a 10-year-old I'd be HAPPY for you to join me ...

{If this just doesn't get your blood PUMPING with excitement I don't know what will ...}

Now, if they could just guarantee Harry, Ron and Hermoine would be there, THAT would just be icing on the cake!

Disclaimer:  I realize some of you may have just hopped on over to the "unfollow" button and clicked away because you just realized what a GIGANTOR nerd I am, but that's okay, if I can't be a nerd on my blog, where CAN I be a nerd?

And on another completely unrelated and random note let me quickly say that DWTS, you are not fair.  NOT FAIR I tell you.  I mean, no way.  NO WAY.  A PUSSYCAT DOLL who makes her living by borderline pole dancing is a naturally AWESOME dancer?  No way.  And she's blowing the competition, Drunkela Drunkerson (who's actually not THAT bad when she's not trying to molest her partner/the judges/the guy in the front row/the camera man), Tony & Kate Plus Not Great, and older than dirt (but precious) Buzz Aldrin?  I'm sorry, but it just gets me when they SING her praises (which she deserves) and treats most of the rest of the crew (although partially deserving) like an imbred, hillbilly, red-headed step child.  Seriously?  I mean, SERIOUSLY?  Okay, that's all of the ranting in relation to a 'ridiculous televison show that I've never watched before this season' for today - but I'm sure there'll be more next week.  WHY DO I GET SUCKED INTO THESE THINGS!?!?

Happy Temptation (and other random rants) Tuesday loverlies!  Head on over to my Soulmatey's blog to play along!!!